This is my life

Today I got an email from Christian mingle (I’m expanding my dating horizons, no judgment) and it said that I had missed an IM from someone. So I clicked the link to check him out.

The guy is 19 years old.

19 years old.

I turn 31 years old on the 16th. Sorry sir, but I think you’re a little too young for me. I mean, he can’t even drink! And I’m gonna need a big ol’ glass of wine to get through a date with a teenager!

Seriously? Oy.

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