I have to laugh

Because if I don’t I think I’d cry.

Well, maybe not cry, but at least be a little depressed.

I’m pretty sure I got stood up tonight. 

On the plus side, in all my years of dating, both online and just meeting men in real life, this is the first time that’s happened to me. So I’d say my odds are pretty good.

The texter and I were supposed to meet at a Lincoln bar at 7 for a drink. (he lives in Omaha, about 45 minutes away.)

At 7 I texted and asked if he was there. When I hadn’t heard from him 20 minutes later I texted again and asked if he was still coming. He finally replied and said he was sorry, but he was pulled over.

I replied back and told him sorry and asked if he was in Lincoln. 

When I STILL hadn’t heard anything at 8pm! I texted again and asked if he was still coming. At 8:10 I was about to text that I was leaving and that he should consider losing my number. That’s when he replied that he wouldn’t make it, that the cop was towing his car because of his license plates.

Now, I’m no man expert but I’m pretty sure I got stood up tonight. Right?

I didn’t reply back to his last text and if he texts me again I have no intentions of ever replying. Sorry dude, but you’ve officially lost your chance.

So I hit Jimmy John’s on my way home and now I’m spending the night with a super hot guy-Ryan Gosling. I’m going to watch “Crazy Stupid Love” and have a good night.  

Sigh.

Have a good Friday night friends!