Below is one of my latest emails from a guy on Match. I don’t know whether to believe it or write him back and ask if lines like that actually work for him? Do other women really respond to things like this? I just don’t know anymore.

Hey sassy pants!!

So, I’m reading your profile & you sound like a super-normal, regular next door neighbor sort of woman.
However; your pictures capture an unmentioned quality about you…

Something in your eyes gives away the fact that you’re a bit spunky/sassy. There’s a more upbeat, playful, adventurous side that you didn’t describe, but it’s totally noticeable.
(Just sayin’)

I’m Derek by the way.