Overheard in the Channel 8 Newsroom:

Me: “The company will pay for a team of 4 to run the Hard Charge obstacle course. Who wants to do it?“ 

Main Anchor: “What’s that?”

Me: “It’s one of those 4 mile obstacle courses. Through mud, barb wire and whatnot.“

Main Anchor: “You mean you run it? You can’t just drive it? This email is going in the trash then.”

Me: Facepalm, laughing. "No.“