Crazy Man On The Phone: “Is {redacted} there? I talked to her before about a UFO I saw. I saw another. It looks like a triangle. Will you have her call me?”
Me: “Sure.” (gets name and number and hangs up phone).
"Yeah, right, crazy dude. I’ll have her call you right back about that UFO!“
Boss: (overhears from office and perks up): "What? I’ll talk to him! Does he have pictures?”
Me: “No. He wants to talk to {redacted}."
Boss: "Oh. Bummer.”
I can’t make this stuff up.
Runnin' Down a Dream 