Apparently I’m channeling trivialbob in my red coat tonight.

A teenage boy came up to me when I walked by the jewelry counter at Target and asked if I knew where another pair of earrings like the ones he held in his hand were.

I told him had no idea, perhaps where he had found the first pair?

He mumbled something and walked back into jewelry to find them.

Dude. Just because my COAT is red, doesn’t mean I work at Target! Sheesh.