Say What???

Random University Maintenance Man to me: “So I see you survived the night.”

Me: “What? Me?”

RUMM: Nods “Yeah, looks like you survived just fine.”

Me (very confused): “Yup. I made it through.”

RUMM: “That’s good. There were no electrical fires or anything then.”

Me (even more confused): “Nope. Sure weren’t. I’m still here!”

RUMM (laughs): “That’s great! See ya!”

My Co-worker: “What was that about?”

Me: “I have no idea. I hope he wasn’t trying to tell me he’s trying to kill me.”