I am a clumsy person. I have the tendency to run into things and forget…and then wonder where all the bruises on my body come from! So sexy!

This giant bruise appeared out of nowhere on the middle of forearm Saturday morning. I Had nothing to drink…and have no clue where it came from. It kind of hurts!

I swear I spend at least 5 minutes a day trying to figure out where the bruises that litter my legs and arms come from!