Are you guys sick of reading about my love life yet? Feel free to skip this post then. 

• My first serious boyfriend recently married the next girl that he started dating after he broke up with me. I saw the posts on Facebook. It really didn’t bother me. (Although one of their wedding photos did: it’s of his left hand on her lower back/upper butt area. Looked weird and kind of off-putting.)
• This guy I dated for awhile in 2011 started dating this girl that he has been with ever since then. Mutual friends say they are talking marriage. Whatevs, he was a bit of a jerk. I don’t miss him.
• This morning, imagine my surprise when I saw on Facebook that another ex-boyfriend who I dated for about 4 months in 2012 was engaged. To the girl he started dating about 2 months after we broke up.
• Actually, maybe I wasn’t surprised. It’s pretty much par for the course when it comes to my love life. 
• And those are just the ones I can think of! I’m sure there are more that I don’t even know about. 
• So, any single male Tumblrs out there want to find love? Just date me for awhile, then the woman you are supposed to marry will come into your life! 

That’s how it works, apparently.

I’d just like to find the male equivalent of me. I can date him, then find the love of my life after that. Maybe my dating disaster stories can have a happy ending someday.