A trip to the Psychic

Ally reminded me that I hadn’t written this yet…so here you go!

So I went to see a Psychic 2 weeks ago. It was an interesting experience. My friend Rob and I went for laughs…and maybe a little curiosity. (I mean, who doesn’t want to know what the future brings?!)

We saw Honey the Psychic for a Tarot Reading. Her menu of services ranged from a $15 palm reading to a $100 Crystal Ball reading. We chose the $35 Tarot Reading that would tell us about our Futures. Rob graciously let me go first. I was nervous and excited, but took a deep breath and went inside her sitting room.

I’ll put this after the break!

THE READING

Honey had me cut the cards into 3 piles. She laid them out and the reading began. 

She told me right off the bat that I was tired. (um, you can just LOOK at me and see that lady!) I told her that I had just gotten done with a 10 mile run, so yes, I was tired. Then she said, I have trouble sleeping at night. Also true, since I’m tired. Then the real reading began.

Honey started talking about my love life. She asked if I was seeing someone (that’s the new guy). I confirmed that. She said he likes me more than I like him. (I would agree). She said she was getting a feeling about the number 3, and did that mean anything to me?

I told her most of my relationships end at the 3 month mark. And that I was having a 3rd date with the new guy that night. She grasped her arms and told me she had goosebumps! I did not.

Then she dropped the bomb on me: Honey told me that I already know my Soul Mate. We’ve known each other for a little while now. But this person and I have the tendency to pull away from each other, then come back to one another, and then pull away again. She said New Guy is NOT my soul mate. (Which I kind of knew already), but may be a bridge to that person. She said my soul mate is in my soul circle–a group of people that I keep close to me. My mind was immediately drawn to Ex Man Friend. He and I have a strange pull to each other-that I just can’t explain. 

She encouraged me to keep dating and having fun. (At what point is it just NOT fun anymore? I feel like that’s coming soon). She said my soul mate and I aren’t quite ready to be together yet. 

Honey told me that I’m a very positive person and that good things will and are happening for me. We talked about my career. She said that she saw that I want to change careers–to something totally different. This is TRUE.  I would like to make a move to PR or Marketing. She said it’s just not the right time and the right situation for me. 

She says there is money out there that is owed to me, and should be mine. And it will come to me soon. Always nice to hear!

When I asked about my future children–(will I even have them?) She told me that would require a palm reading and would cost extra. I declined to pay more for that!

All in all, it was fun. I periodically throw the phrase, “Well, my Psychic told me…” into conversations! Good stuff. Makes me laugh. Would I go back? Maybe when she has her $10 specials or for a $15 palm reading some night with my friends. I certainly don’t put a lot of faith into the reading. Life is full of choices, and I am going to live my life with no regrets!