That night was epic. 

Epic.

I have Never had a New Year’s Eve quite like it. It seriously was like something out of the movies.

My co-workers,  Steph and Lindsay  and I went to a semi-formal party in downtown Lincoln. There was a ton of people there!

When we got there, we met up with one of my co-workers and a couple of his friends. I had met one of them about a year before and we had chatted and flirted then. But Monday night that changed. 

One of my favorite movies, Easy A, has a line that goes: “No judgement, all God’s Children, everybody does it.” So, no judgement, we’re all God’s Children, and everybody does do this, right? I hope so!

I have about 4 pictures from that night because I was quite busy from the moment we got there! This guy, let’s call him B., started chatting with me right away. Soon that progressed to putting his arm around me, and touching my butt. Before I knew it, (and after we’d been there only about 20 minutes) we were making out. In the middle of the bar. Right in front of all my friends and co-workers, including Steph and Lindsay! 

The guy who introduced us later told me that he looked over, saw us and was quite surprised. He said he was halfway through his first drink and we were already making out, he wanted to say ‘slow down!’ I kind of wish he would have.

Soon, the making out and butt grabbing progressed into B. sliding his hand UP MY DRESS to touch my butt, and pulling my dress up! I kept stopping him, and then he would tell me to ‘relax’ and let loose and dance. I told him I was trying but couldn’t because everyone didn’t need to see my butt! He told me I would never see these people again, to which I replied that I had to work with some of them the next day!!

He kept telling me that I had such a hot body, and how hot I was. It was fantastic! 🙂

You may wonder why I didn’t slap him and walk away. To be honest? I enjoyed (most of) it. And B. is hot! Steph and Lindsay can attest to that! 🙂 He also has pretty sexy body. It certainly wasn’t a hardship to makeout with him in a crowded bar on New Year’s Eve. 

As the night wore on, he progressed to more inappropriate touching and I felt like he had grown 8 arms, and I was trying to stop all of it! 

We had some interesting conversations, we actually have some things in common. But then he decided he was going to tell me his number (startlingly high!) and ask mine. And then proceeded to tell me that he gets tested twice a year to make sure he’s clean. Oy.

He then told me that he wanted to rip off my clothes and ‘do’ me right there on the floor. I was a little blown away and didn’t know what to say. There was some other even more dirty stuff thrown in there that I shouldn’t repeat on the internet! (maybe I’ve already said too much?)

We had to leave because Lindsay wasn’t feeling well, and he wanted my number and told me he wanted me to come over the next day after I got off work. (he also requested I wear a very specific outfit because he thinks its ‘hot.’) He was texting me that night, telling me to come over and that he wanted to be with me. I told him I couldn’t but to text me the next day. He did, asking me to get naked. I declined, but he still texted. 

When the texts ended I asked the friend a little more about him. He told me I didn’t want to get involved in that! I’m perfectly content to leave it where it is. The friend also told me that he told the guy to back off, that I was a good girl! What a good friend! 🙂

I caught a lot of crap this week from my friends and co-workers, including the friend who’s friend it is, but I really don’t care-and they didn’t mean it, just were just teasing.

Anywho, I’ll be riding high off that one for awhile friends! And it was nice to have someone to kiss at midnight!  (and before and after!) 😉

(Sorry David, no nakedness or pictures!)