- Just so you all know, runningshew is good people. Amy texted me at 4:15 this morning to get my lazy butt out of bed and go run. Thanks friend! I needed that.
- So, runningforbiscuits was in my dream last night. Specifically, Maya was in my dream. In the dream, I was hanging out with the 2 of them and I asked if I could snuggle with Maya. Karlee told me to go ahead and as I went into cuddle with Maya…it turned out that Maya was really a man dressed in a dog suit!!!
- Then, the man in the Maya suit put his paws (hands?) around my throat and told me he was going to kill me if I told Karlee that he was a man in a dog suit!!
- WHAT KIND OF DREAM IS THIS?
- THEN a-yogi-who-wods walked in and told me we were going back to college to take these specialized cooking classes. I was grateful for the distraction and ran away from the Faux-Maya who was trying to kill me.
- We went to this class and I realized I needed all of the supplies, including a pencil. I went to go borrow one, and this woman told me it would cost me $8. I told her that was highway robbery and refused to pay it.
- By the time I walked back in, the class had made all these complicated dishes and the teacher (who turned out to be J.K. Simmons) told me I was so far behind I could never catch up. So I just left and said, “oh well, then I guess I fail.” In my dream, Christian had stayed in class and made the crazy complicated dish. Whatever dude, just leave me high and dry!!
- At this point, Amy texted me to wake up, which I did gratefully. That was one weird dream!!
Tag: what did I eat last night?
I just woke up from the most bizarre dreams
They involved an ex boyfriend, lying to princess Kate about that ex boyfriend, a cruise ship that had to catch a shark, a laser show that cost me $800, flirting with Chris Pine (who is in a indie rock band as a keyboardist in my dreams!) some of my old co-workers, and renting a car with the ex boyfriend.
I woke up very confused, and yet somehow, not at all surprised.
Dreams are so random.
Runnin' Down a Dream 